BABYKINS TO BECOME ALL ROYAL NEXT SPRING

RIGHT now she is only semi-royal which is rather like semi-sweet chocolate. Sweet on the inside with a hint of bitter on the outside if you can trust that Duke in Saxony. ( I wouldn't. )

Good job Willyboy isn't allergic to choccies but wedding bells when they peal, make him tremble and he goes all weak in the knees. It's Diana death knell syndrome in the worst way.Who could ever forget those haunting bells as we bade farewell to her. Terribly sad, but inescapably true.

Not to worry, Harry is going to play the kettle drum instead!!