A DEVOTED SISTER and BROTHER

Despite the rancid rumours spread by Paul Burrell and his ilk, these two remained close to the end.

WE REQUEST THE HONOUR of YOUR PRESENCE

SEEMS there are some impertinent guesses sprinkling the tabloids as to WHO will appear on Willy & Babykin's reception guest list. Predictable piffle I calls it! I mean some of the names suggested are so far removed from reality that one has to wonder what said 'reporters' were imbibing when they composed those lists.

Admittedly some of the guesses have to be correct just by process of elimination. Surely our darling Lilibet won't leave dear Philip behind pottering with his carriage wheels. Nor will Guy Pelly refuse on the premise it will cost the place of a deserving orphan. Yet can you see Tara PT tottering in with a Goldsmith on her arm? Then too, what kind of do would it be without Lucia Flecha di Lima, Chrissie Everett Lloyd Whatzit, Bjorn Borg and Lana Marks? Then there's Kate's ballet teacher, William's pals from South America and Diana's Angels.

The idea of both the bride and groom's exes attending is utter codswallop!! Fills those gaping red top spaces though.

WEDDING GIFTING TO BABYKINS & BIG WILLY

Willy Boy's parents were inundated with gifts both humble and priceless and everything in between. A selection of their presents went on display at St. James's Palace from Aug. 5 to Oct. 4, 1981. Admission costs (adults $2.80, children $1.50) will be donated to charities chosen by the Prince.
 An entire kitchen unit valued at $18,500 was accepted from a German company. Did it go to Kensington Palace or Highgrove? Where ever, it was quite useful. They received two very specially crafted beds and unique carpets from Commonwealth countries and even a silver-plated mouse trap from citizens of the U.K.

They asked for garden furniture, a wine cooler and breakfast in bed trays. How normal is that?!

Sophie and Edward requested handmade custom saddles and caused a stir when they registered for a silver teapot 
 $ 14,000 and & $ 8, 000 worth of video equipment on their wedding gift wish list. They received the nine bedroom Bagshot Park estate in Berkshire from the Queen.

What will be included in Willy and Kate's lists? Will their gifts go on display as well? They have attracted so much loving attention from around the globe, they will no doubt rake in a huge amount of swagger. ;-) Even now an Arabian family is speaking of giving Kate millions in coloured diamonds. Take that you republican whingers!!!!

OUR BEAUTIFUL AND UNFORGETABLE PRINCESS

We remember her often with love and laughter. Diana knew how to live and she taught that lesson to millions who sought Hope, Love and Peace.

LONG LIVE OUR QUEEN OF HEARTS !!

BABYKINS TO BECOME ALL ROYAL NEXT SPRING

RIGHT now she is only semi-royal which is rather like semi-sweet chocolate. Sweet on the inside with a hint of bitter on the outside if you can trust that Duke in Saxony. ( I wouldn't. )

Good job Willyboy isn't allergic to choccies but wedding bells when they peal, make him tremble and he goes all weak in the knees. It's Diana death knell syndrome in the worst way.Who could ever forget those haunting bells as we bade farewell to her. Terribly sad, but inescapably true.

Not to worry, Harry is going to play the kettle drum instead!!